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I played 'UKE DESU KWAII DIVA SCENE QUEEN'.

Name: Princess Shortcake
gender:Male
Looks: Pink fur, blue pelt, green ears, orange eyes
Sunglasses:Red retro
Wings:Sea Green, stubby so he can't fly.

nam3: UKE DESU KWAII DIVA SCENE QUEEN ((PPL KIN CAL HIM QUEEN)
GENDer: MAEL
lOOKs: hIS EYES KIN CHANGE COLOR WIF HIS MOOD AND HE HAS SNAKEBITES EVEN THO HE'S A WOLF N HE IS ALL BLACK AND BLUE WIF A FADED BAND TEE ON (THO HE'D A WULF)) AND HE CUTS HISSELF DOH HE HAS NU OPPOSABLE THumbs
SUNGlaseS: DEY R biG N WHTE n MAYD 4 GURLS BUT IT'S OKAY BECAUSE HE'S SP SCENE
wiNGS; BIg N BLACK n FeATHERY, LYKE AN FaaLLEN aNGELS but un A WULF .

naem: Midnight Eboney Moon Pawz
nicknaem: midnight
aeg: as old as the alpha mael
luks: she haz golden orbs for eyez and gorgeous silky black fur and shes gorgus and every1 luvs her coz shes such a nice wulf.
sunglazes: she dusnt wear thm bcoz her is are so gorgus
wingz: gorgeus and white with bblue highlites

Name: Price Sugarplum Orange-pop Dude the Fiftieth.
Gender: Female
Pelt: Big fat shaggy and orange
Eyes: Pink. They parkle like Edward! (even though I'm not a twi fan)
Clothes: An "I ♥ Edward" tee, a pink skirt, and black boots.
Sunglasses: Big fat and pink.

Name: Dean the pwner
nicks: pwned
gender: Mail
Looks: blu ferr wit ornge litning bolts on his side
Sunglasses: none
Wings: to kewl 4 wingz

Name:Frost
Gender:Male
Looks;Green,with red around his eyes.

Princess Shortcake walked through the grocery store sweating. He couldn't find it...Were was it? He couldn't find toilet paper! He searched up and down the aisles looking for toilet paper (despite the fact that wolves don't have toilets). He ran to an employee which happened to be a squirrel. "Were is the Toilet paper?" He asked kindly. The squirrel led him to aisle seven. Princess Shortcake grabbed a pack of toilet paper in his jaw and dropped it in the cart. Then he growled at the squirrel and tore him apart and ate him. "Clean up on aisle seven!" The magical speakers on the ceiling said. Princess Shortcake continued pushing his cart down the aisles.

queen wus walking down aisle 9 listening to emo muuusic un his mp3. He dusn't hav an ipod bcuz he refuses to surbscribe to da Apple corporation lyke his fellow pers (sp). he was Shopping 4 razorz because he'd run all out and needed smore to cut hisself. Queen begin to wail sadly along 2 his muusics.
Princess Shortcake walked along aisle 9 to get razors cuz he was too hairy (Even though wolves are supposed to be hairy). He nomed on a Slim Jim and gained 5 pounds when he waz done. He saw an emo-looking wolf in aisle 9 wailing like a craazy person. He somehow shrugged and pikked up a razor in his jaw, "Ow! I cut my tounge!" He cryed

omegod!' queen screamed as He saw anuther wolf pick up a raazor n eat it. blud was coming out of da otheer wolf's mouf and Queen did no like dat bcuz he fainted at the sight of blood dat wasn't his own dun ask why. He pulled a bux of tizzues (sp) out of his cart and chucked dem at the other wulf's head. "QUICK PUT 1 ON UR TONGUE SO IT STUPS BLEDING!!!1eleven!!" he sad to Prcess Shurtcake. Queen had tissues in his crt bcuz he'd gotten dem to wipe his tears when he cried his black tears of horror AND AGNST N RAINBOW PUPPY DOG FRTS!!!111

Princess Shortcake ate the tizzues and his tounge suddeenly stooped bl33ding. "OHMEGAWD!! YAYZERS!!!11!1!" He cryed in joy. (Lol, My firefox spellcheck is becoming angry) "I lub chuuuu!" He said, butt he didn't mean it literaly cuz dey were both boyz and that'd be weird. Princess Shortcake put on his rainbow smiley face hat and danced arouund.

midnight walked into the store her head held high she knew she was gorgeous and everybody loved her but at the same time she was bullied a tear dropped down her cheek and she went over to the bathroom isle getting somem shampoop for her gorgus fur comtinued
she turned around and saw two maels and she smiled shyly and tilted her head back howling to the air conditioning in the store cuz there was no moon.

qeen felld bedder now dat he knew der was no blud, but he still didn't fell dat much betder bcuze da other wolfy looked so happy n happy people always made him depressed. He brshed aside his dark blue n black hair from his bootiful blue eyes that could soften even the hardest tomgurl and begined to crie bcuz he felt so sad that da other wulf was happy n now he rlly needed those razirs to cut {c} hisself so he reached over n grabbed one and begined to do so. da blood flowed and da pain made him feel better as it seemed from his wouuuunnddss so he felt s lil bit better but now he was bleding all over da place. {d}

Princess Shortcake heard a howl with the sound of artificial air. He tuurned to see a gorgus wolfy howling at moon....er...air conditioning. He went to the decorative isle and howled at a moon posster cuz he felt lyke howling too.

queEn hurd a lot of other wulfs howling but he didn wunt to howl because he was agnsting right now why couldn't da whole world jus lev him alone 4 two seconds!!1?! he pulled sum bandaids off da shelf and ripped da box open and put dem on n wasn't beelding anymore and luked up n dere was da prettyst gurl wolf he'd ever seen bu he didn't know what to say 2 her so he jus said 'hi." n blushed.

Princess Shortcake stepped on a sewer in the grocery store n fell down it into the sewer water. He ate sewer rats and skeletoons of hoomans. Princess Shortcake took off his sunglazzes and morphed into a lady.

Dean waz in the stor and he felt miscifis so he pushed ovr a isle. He saw a femail wolf and said hey foxy bcuz sh wuz rlly prety. he fliped his har and sed sup.

Prince Sugarplum Orange-Pop Dude the Fiftieth walked throo the store, her ugly fur swaying. She heard some wolves saying, "Woah! It's fat Albert!"
But that didn't affect her. She walked to teh razor aisle. "I need to get shaved. I wanna be bald." Prince Sugarplum Orange-Pop Dude teh Fiftieth snorted.


Wueen left da pretty girl bcuz he saw da happy wolfy fall down into a mysteyus hole in da middle of da store. queen ran over 2 dere n screamed downed da hole 'omegod r u okay?!1"' but den he ran away again bcuz he saw a skellieton n it wuz scary so he runned back 2 da comfort of his razors and saww a orang wulf wif pink eyes saying somefing about wnting to be bald. 'y u wnna be bald?' he ask.
H yeled agan @ teh ornge wolf by teh razors. HEY IM TLKIN TO U! he screemd b4 he waked ovr, swingin his hips. HEY UR PRETY, he told hr than he took some loshun and roled in it mmm smelled good. and his skin wasnt dri NEmor.

Princess Shortcake put bak on her glazzes and became a boi againz. He jumped like Mario and came out of the sewerz.

."Cause I'm Fat Albert!" Prince Sugarplum Orange-Pop Dude the Fiftieth said, turning into Fat Albert.

the prrty wulf smiled at the comlypents and she blooshed.

no urrr NOTTT!!1; Queen screamed. 'U R A WOLFY AND U WILL ACEPT UR HERITAGE N LOVE IT OR I WILL SH@NNK U OKAY?!11' he grabbed a rzr of da shelf and luked very intimidating and masculine despite da fact that he was an emo.

dean bcam a fangurl whn da wulf jumped lyk mario he sed hey i lik mario and went over and licked the wulf tat cud jump lyk teh mario. he turnd round and saw the wulf that blooshed and bated his ilashs at her. pwned saw fat albert and hid in 1 of his fatrols and sed haha you cnat find me.

."No! I'm fat albert!" Prince Sugarplum Orange-Pop Dude the Fiftieth said, and still looked like fat albert. she ws so ft dat she covrrd up teh hole aisle. "im so big &&&& fat dude!"

he jumed out and runned as fast as he can he sed woh that was scary and he cryed and dean was sad he didnt hav kool sunglases. he went and stole teh prety wulfs glases and gigled shyly he wuz very shy and put them on. theze are mine now and he pushed ovr the razor isle.

Queen lepded onto 'fat allbrt' n stabbed heerm repetedly wiff da razoor makin sure to hit all da pressure points but his razrs kept getting stook in all da fat so he jus started beating prince da fiftieth over and ver again wif his Fallen Angel wings that were so trjikly boodiful it cud make da hole wurld cry.

mdingth wlked up 2 khween and smield, nuzling hikm with her noes. u dnt hav 2 atak him he is not 1 of us nao she sed softly.

Frost ran over to the bread Isle and starts beating Queen with a loaf of bread.

DEAN HUFED HE SED HEY WAT BOUT ME I NEED ATENTON TO HE CRYED BCUZ NO 1 LIKD HIM AND HE WENT OVR AND SAW A GIRL. he went ovr to queen he sed hey ur not a girl and sed srry b4 blooshin and gigling cuz he wuz shy.

this loaf of bread is useless."Frost said.he trew it in back of him and ran to the fan Isle.

he wen bak 22 midnite and trew the glases @ hur becuz they were not hiz colur. he went to his emo corner and cryed b4 laffing bcuz frost trew the bred. he went to midnite and sed hey weres my hug?

Frost return with a fan and started hitting prince sugerplum orange-pop dude the fiftieth with it.

NUUU NU VILENSE BCUZ ITZ MEEN!!ONE11!! he sed be4 clingin to frosts bak he siyed an fliped hiz hair gain.

frost kept beating prince sugerplum with the fan.he turned around and saw a wolf on his back."get off of me!"He said.he trew the fan in back of him so it hit the the wolf.
but it din hit him so he bited his eer off and laffed and ated it. NOMNOM he said.


And den Prince turnd bootifull, and den boys stared at her. "I is bootiull."

frost layed down on his back and practically squished himThen he went to the tools isle and got a chainsaw!

qkween had no idea wut was going on buh he new dat sumhow hed gotten bof a hutt baybe n a lof of bred so he was pretty happy. He curled up beeside midnight and began to cry soft black tears. "i get su sad when i see some1 renounce dere heritage bcuz i had nun bcuze my parents wer killded when I wuz little and i never knew dem and my granparents raised me until dey were killed in da second holocaust dat no one akstully believes happined!!1elev1!" He cried and cried.


OW HEY DAT WASNT NICE U JUS GOT PWND he yeled than stare aat Prince and sed yur bootifull and licked her.

frost ran around like a maniac with de chainsaw.it was on.he sawed 1 of the registers in half.

HEYZ AT LEEST UR MOM AND DAD ARENT D!ED OH WAT THEY R he chukld @ his miztak an wiped away his soft black teers and sed hush litl angle dnt crie.

{{Yes, this roleplay was a joke. But it was too awesome not to share with you all. <3 Also, if you actually read all that, holycrap. O__O}}